It’s a real condition. For me it’s jet liners of various makes. I had to rewrite the quote as “0.005 Boeing 777’s” to be able to comprehend just how strong those snails teeth are.

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eth0up 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Sorry, but that's what 14 (standard) pickup trucks of yak hair was invented for.

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djtriptych 6 hours ago | parent [-]

ok but what color is the yak hair?

	▲	thenewwazoo 5 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Same color as the bike shed, obviously
	▲	eth0up 4 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Not from Unitzikstan I see White, of course; that way the statisticians can dye them any color they want. But for ultra high precision I do recommend the Boeing system. But be sure to use the older models, before private equity firms replaced all the metal parts with zipties. If you can't find a quality Boeing (plausible), consider 1.1 Blue Whales (tricky). fnordpiglet was being deliberately humble with the decimals. It's accurate down to the semi firkin. Not to be confused with a quarter Tod. Ignore the redundant bike shed comment, as that fits precisely 3,300 one-pound bags of sugar. Anyone with a bike should know that.