I'm internally dogfooding my take on the stack that makes all these problems go away.

Everything sort of exists, but it's this heinous zero documentation, high pain tolerance thing: buck2 and RBE with NativeLink and hooking that up to action runners and it needs to all work in a container or on nix or in a deb and on MacOS, you hand roll the auth and the certs and where do your compilers come from, can it do NVIDIA, can it do mobile.

Problem is switching off Haskell doesn't help for long: the agents proliferate and you're back where you started with more bugs. So I've been sucking it up and getting all this shit one click and it works. This is good enough for my use, and if the Scarf folks want a solution and are willing to work with a garage band startup, I'd be open to doing a closed alpha. I have a buck2 where you write the rules in Haskell (if you even need to change the prelude, it ships with a WASM that isn't coupled to fbcode), and the Nix cache/substitutor is backed by NativeLink so it scales to anything and it speaks all the protocols correctly and with a verified supply chain.

I'm not even really sure this will become a product, I just need it, but I sort of suspect others will need it too. If there's interest I'll put up a landing page with an email sign up thing.