If you discover a precancerous polyp, and it gets removed during the colonoscopy, you just might avoid ever getting colon cancer instead of dying from it prematurely. But you do you.

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ButlerianJihad 12 hours ago | parent [-]

You don't seem to even understand or care how much I would personally appreciate and welcome "dying prematurely" of any cause. This is so personal. HN such insensitive claudes here.

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bad_username 12 hours ago | parent [-]

Even with your disposition in mind, of all the ways to die prematurely, cancer seems one of the more drawn out and the least pleasant ways...

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ButlerianJihad 11 hours ago | parent [-]

So if it means so much to you that I screen for colon cancer, then you can pay for it, you can drink the nasty shit, and you can shove it up your own ass, with all due respect, mister.

	▲	hack1312 10 hours ago \| parent [-]
		this is the attitude of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they’re being told to eat their vegetables