I dont care about UK politics, but for me Farage will always be the guy that caused Brexit, then immediately moved to France.

Besides, Mick Herron believes Nigel will soon die in an accident and he has been right about Farage matters before.

Binface on the other hand would for obvious reasons survive being hit on the head by 15L of paint. So he might get my vote for being the more resilient candidate.

Farage is backed by US interests. Which makes the "rule Britannia" nonsense very funny.

People in the Netherlands are infamously divided but they circle the wagons when a foreign country starts meddling in internal politics. England has lost all dignity.