This is a slightly modified version of the serenity prayer of AA fame.

Yes, I know, but I substituted that one in daily usage for just shouting "SERENITY NOW" at maximum volume.

	▲	narag 7 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		That seems similar to the "God give me patience, but I need it RIGHT NOW" prayer.
	▲	Terr_ 2 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		> shouting "SERENITY NOW" at maximum volume. I'm imagining the Silicon Valley scene where the character Gilfoyle has set up a loud death-metal automated noise that plays whenever the price of Bitcoin meets certain conditions... except the trigger is some kind of code-quality metric, the effect is my machine shouting at me to become serene.