$MY_STARTUP does — something — similar. I — love — that — you — say — you'll — do — this — in — a — week, — and — then — a — two — week — warranty? What — are — you.. replacing — an — engine? — Gotta — keep — that — head-gasket sealed — tight.

/s Isn't this just called a consultancy with a super short contract term? How are you actually going to unscrew anything in one week?