Since my grade-school mascot/team was "The Trojans" and my adopted hometown is firmly rooted in pre-Christian Greek culture and mythology, I am currently studying the Trojan War, and I may observe that "Trojan" is an extremely perspicacious brand-name for condoms, more than the average guy would expect.

Trojan Condoms: We will “trick” the defenses 100% of the time. Wait wrong take.

which is exactly the problem, a condom is famous for stopping things getting through and we do the literal opposite.