My takeaway from this is that obesity... is the cure for baldness? xd

Baldness is caused by dht

Which is a byproduct of testosterone, so...

Even if more testosterone means more DHT, most of the variability in hair loss is explained by differences in DHT sensitivity levels.

	▲	moffkalast 20 hours ago \| parent [-]
		It would explain why fat people are more often than not bald anyway and why Styropyro has the most hair I've ever seen on a person regardless of his condition.