Perhaps not everyone should be driving? This is not a criticism towards you, I don't have the patience to be behind a wheel, and I know of many drivers that are a danger to themselves and others. If the side effect of this system is that there are fewer people driving because they can't manage the alarms, then that's good enough for me.

I don't want any kind of alarms, indicators, beepers, flashers, or other distract-o-trons in cars, for any reason.

It's pretty simple.

You should be driving a car, not a pinball table.