To start your car please look into camera and repeat: "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"

Aaargh20318 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Don’t forget to drink a verification can.

	▲	ColdStream 16 minutes ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Yep... gets a little less funny every year as it comes closer to reality.
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altern8 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Brawndo is what your body craves. It's got electrolytes!

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olyjohn 3 hours ago | parent [-]

You mean that it's got what plants crave.

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altern8 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Yes of course. What else would you give plants, water out the toilet!?

	▲	ProllyInfamous an hour ago \| parent [-]
		This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your butt. Or was it the other way around?

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DeluluDon 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

"Doritos™ just Dew™ it™!"

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snapetom 3 hours ago | parent [-]

This driving session brought to you by your friends at PepsiCo. There's a Buc-ee's on your route. Would you like to add a stop to grab a cool refreshing 44 oz Mountain Dew Code Red?

	▲	kevin_thibedeau 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		I'm going to Taco Bell for some fine dining. Let them know I want a chilled bottle of Baja Blast waiting upon arrival.