My surprise level is at approximately... zero. Next we will see some news, that MS was compelled to share that info with some three letters. - Oh wait, that is exactly what has already happened, according to the article.

MS is just like that person, who drives a dagger into your back.

My thoughts exactly. Weren't they just caught recently handing over bitlocker keys (that get uploaded to MS by default when you sign in with a microsoft account) to the feds?[1]

Windows is malware.

[1] https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2026/01/22/micro...