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zamalek 9 hours ago

I loved playing with fireworks as a kid, and surprisingly have all appendages and senses intact, I even considered pyro as a job - so I definitely get the appeal.

I just think it's time that we left it to the professionals. Unless you are engaging in science or physics, I don't see the value in letting them off yourself.

~~It's also weird that America's birthday is celebrated using a Chinese invention.~~ Edit: bad point, I stand corrected.

afavour 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

> It's also weird that America's birthday is celebrated using a Chinese invention.

Not really. America is an amalgamation of all the countries and cultures that emigrated to it. It’s one of the best things about it.

dullcrisp 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That’s such a strange thing to say. Should we only use things invented in the last 300 years on the 4th of July?

netsharc 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Now I wonder who invented wheat, or sugar (used to make cake)?

Also hotdogs are made with Wiener sausages, which are from...

craftkiller 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

> Now I wonder who invented [...] sugar (used to make cake)?

If you're talking about the refined product, then India. If you're talking about the plant, then New Guinea and Taiwan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_sugar

onionisafruit 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

beef or pork if you’re lucky

dh2022 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

In the production of these hotdogs no animals were harmed!

Isamu 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I tried tofu dogs for the first time on the grill, they were pretty good.

davrosthedalek 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Das Auge ist (man) mit.

dnautics 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Austria! nothing bad came from Austria

hi_hi 7 hours ago | parent [-]

The people of Frankfurt would like to have a word!

echelon 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

No more using the English language, either.

PaulDavisThe1st 8 hours ago | parent [-]

You mean since it was invented by Indians, Germans and the French?

lotu 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Maybe leaving it to professionals would make more sense, but the majority of people aren’t in favor of it. I’m not even in favor of it and I had a couple fireworks bursting right outside my balcony last night. I was on the balcony and a ducked, though I would have been fine if I didn’t. Maybe require a brief safety training before purchasing? I’m not sure exactly what is going to reduce stupid behavior with explosives.

stevage 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

You literally just explained the value.

buu700 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

https://youtu.be/YPX__g3LpUY?t=9

consensus1 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Fell free to leave it to the professionals then. That has always been your right.

greenavocado 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> I just think it's time that we left it to the professionals.

Pulling up the ladder behind you, eh? So nice of you to think of the children.

zamalek 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Yes, because what I was doing was objectively dangerous. Dueling used to be a commonly accepted practice, yes even killing - pity that ladder was pulled up! What about the children's chemistry sets that included uranium, mercury, and cyanide?

AngryData 2 hours ago | parent [-]

I think consensual duels should still be legal. Numerous states have laws about mutual combat where it is perfectly legal to beat the fuck out of each other.

cgyvbunji 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Fireworks for me, but not for thee.

ActorNightly 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

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a34729t 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I concur, this would be good for developing cheap drone warfare capabilities. I mean, I love loud explosions and the sound of freedom because I'm not a wuss, but we need to get our drone game on China's level.

consensus1 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Get the drone show up and open it up to amateurs trying to shoot down the drone show for maximum adversarial drone warfare preparedness!

fc417fc802 7 hours ago | parent [-]

That would unironically be an amazing festival activity. A drone lightshow open to public participation where the different colors are tied to swarms engaged in a battle royale.

I also can't wait for the return of traditional blood sport events with bipedal robots as the contenders (but I digress).

cube00 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Drones have their own failure mode https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-27/sydney-vivid-festival...

jimbooonooo 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

freedom loving Democratic socialist here, this stance is very St Thomas Aquinas of you. let people continue to do the things you did without pulling up the ladder behind you. it's just for a night or two, the animals will live.

doublerabbit 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Pollution too.

Microbits of plastic, atmospheric smoke, splintered pieces of wood, wildfires.

s1artibartfast 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Ban keeping animals and replace them with robots or animal films.

Barking dogs cause far more irritation than the nightly fireworks in June and July.

Plus, the animals would not have to suffer.

JumpCrisscross 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This is almost certain to backfire. Better: make drone shows more available, and maybe subsidise them with a tax on fireworks.