Howdy!

Sorry, I had an issue with the site being down earlier, so I threw up Cloudflare's bot detector. I'm sorry if that caused you trouble.

As for the back button hijacking, it is definitely unintentional, and I'll see if I can replicate that problem and fix it as soon as possible.

It's a static page for fuc sake. You could have used a CDN. Alternatively, use a more efficient server.