To be fair though, I think we owe the mice a positive research outcome.

“Congratulations, you get improved brain function while we continue to run other experiments on you!”

ghurtado 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

You can now experience both physical pain and existential dread!

	▲	tryagainian 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		On the plus side, expect to see great works of literature authored by rodents.

earthnail 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

“There will be cake!”