Jesus, is this cliché response going to be the default any time we talk about AI behaviour?

No, humans do not always talk about AI. Hyperbole doesn’t make your point here, and is just obnoxious.

Ah, the thrilling danger of deciding not to include an /s thinking that responders would infer the tone from the lighthearted brackets I made sure to include. And anyway, I said almost didn't I? /s