> “drunk driving kills a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so it’s impossible to say whether it’s bad or not”

No, no that doesn't work. Nobody thinks that.

"Drunk people who do it think that!"

You framed your comment as a 3rd party, not the idiot driving drunk, the above 'argument' doesn't hold water.

> No, no that doesn't work. Nobody thinks that.

Yeah, obviously. It was a sarcastic reply to a nonsense argument of “there are no bad things only bad people”