Many people who replied to you seem to have missed your joke. I appreciated it.

It is my curse.

Years ago, My daughter's science teacher said that school should teach a love of learning.

I replied 'I thought the point of school was to make productive worker units in society'

And while he explained to me why I was wrong I was thinking to myself 'great, now he thinks I'm a terrible person'

It seems I deadpan too effectively.