This incident report is WILD

    The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.

▲ piazz 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

PSA this is satire ;)

(if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)

	▲	jazzypants 5 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Poe's law strikes again. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
	▲	kibwen 5 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
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▲ InsideOutSanta 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Seems perfectly cromulent to me. And thanks to Karen Oyelaran for her work.

We can only hope she wins her GitHub rate limit appeal soon.

This was hilarious. I didn't know that I needed AI slop satire in my life.

	▲	Groxx 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Under Microsoft's ownership? She'll get through the goat-farming queue well before then.

▲ dcrazy 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It’s satire.

▲ bilekas 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Its LGTM actually! And very much not serious! (yet)