Yeah, the tl;dr is that benchmarking is freaking hard because what you actually care about is "does my workload today and in the future run better or worse given current setup?" but identifying what your workload actually is, what systems you are going to be allowed to run it on, what tweaks would even be possible if you know the interiors of a system and how it aligns with your hardware, and it all comes with the price tag of "and if you do anything different tomorrow with any of these variables it might not hold."

Yeah, but also, I want to know the p50 warm performance, not just the p99. Run the same query twice in a row after cold start. And then another 10 times. Then do another different set of queries and at the end of the day, or a week, still have no real idea how the system will perform in prod for your particular use case.

Benchmarking is hard, no argument from me!