It's time to give up your silly cynicism, embrace being a professional slop shoveler and doing work with higher volume, more repetition and less creativity than ever.

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intended 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

The slip mines need more PhD labour to label stuff - that’s your future and you better learn to love it.

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FeteCommuniste 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The sloppings will continue until morale improves.

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emil-lp 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I've embraced it, and I'm coding faster than all my colleagues, some days I open more PRs than the rest of my team combined.

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evandrofisico 4 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Are you earning more money or working fewer hours? Are you eating healthier meals, with better sleeping quality? Because all I read is that you are generating more money for the shareholders.

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RattlesnakeJake 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Are your colleagues slower because they're spending all their time reviewing your PRs?

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jknoepfler 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I sincerely hope this comment is satire.

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emil-lp 3 hours ago | parent [-]

I forgot the `/s` and now my Karma is gone...

	▲	joquarky 30 minutes ago \| parent \| next [-]
		The last decade has been quite a workout for Poe's Law.
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		Ha, well you've restored a fraction of my optimism about humanity.