I'll happily train them for you but I charge by the hour, not by the token.

BTW, while we're on the topic. I don't do social media. I occasionally type up a text or post on a technical board. Maybe 98% of my textual interaction these days is with LLMs. I would not be surprised if my prose changes to resemble theirs over time. I suppose that's symbiosis for ya. It's possible that your AI-dar might get even more ineffective.