The network IS your bottleneck. That's exactly what I'm saying.

  APCu       count=1000 min=0.000290 avg=0.000318 p50=0.000320 p95=0.000331 max=0.000992 ms
  Memcached  count=1000 min=0.032422 avg=0.039714 p50=0.037211 p95=0.053261 max=0.091343 ms
  MariaDB    count=1000 min=0.015680 avg=0.019541 p50=0.018485 p95=0.023855 max=0.103867 ms

Now then do a traceroute. Even to my router it costs 0.547 ms but that's only 1 direction. And a cloud space is hosting many servers, many routers, many switches, with lots of moving pieces so you're realistically adding 1.1 ms per subnet hop and in pretty much every data center that's probably 3-5 hops inside the LAN.