"When you feel so mad that you want to roar, take a breath and count to four." - Daniel Tiger's mom

My favourite of these is.

“If you feel jealous, talk about it, then we’ll figure something out”

In which one of the children wants the other one’s cool toy so the parent’s response is to encourage them to ask for it to be shared. Except they aren’t siblings and it’s the mom from the other family teaching their own jealous kid to go ask.

How about this?: Back off cat family, you fair weather commies — that’s Daniel’s bubble wand, not yours. At least share some of your own crap before asking for someone else’s:

”If you feel jealous: shut the fuck up, you can’t just have someone else’s stuff nor should you feel entitled to guilt them into sharing it just because you asked nicely.”

Slightly tongue-in-cheek. Slightly.