> stephen fry

"May I compartmentalise? I hate to, but may I? may I?"

"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers"

"...saying the same weary things time after weary time: I love you. Don't go in there. Get out. You have no right to say that. Stop that. Why should I. That hurt. Help. Marjorie is dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MWpHQQ-wQg (fantastic sketch!)