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bombcar a day ago

You need to add the dobermans - the old fog&dog gets 'em every time.

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kraquepype a day ago | parent [-]

A wooden battering ram from the ceiling does wonders.

The fog&dog&log never fails.

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bombcar a day ago | parent | next [-]

That would legitimately be horrifying - you break in somewhere, suddenly all is dark and fog spreads everywhere, then the growling begins and then you're Ewok'd from behind by a tree.

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kraquepype a day ago | parent [-]

A series of booby traps based on a phonetic pattern would be hilarious.

fog, dog, log, jog, hog, bog, pog, nog

Enveloping fog

Dogs and wild pigs set loose

Log launches at you off a treadmill

Trap door drops you into a flooded basement

Barrage of paper disks

Eggnog super soakers

	▲	bombcar a day ago \| parent [-]
		We've the plot for the next Home Alone - Kevin McCallister is now grown up trying to develop a home security company ...

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sneak a day ago | parent | prev [-]

And afterwards, you can call Brick Top and feed ‘em to the pigs.