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delichon 6 hours ago

If the robot appears to be bringing me a taco, it would probably penetrate all of my defenses. Grok is currently more likely than Claude to arrive with the taco without being stopped by an export control directive.

toofy 2 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

> Grok is currently more likely than Claude to arrive with the taco…

i shudder to think of what would be in this taco.

think i would take the risk on claude’s.

asdff an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That taco is going to show up cold and soggy. All these delivery services for cold and soggy food. I don't get it. When I get my al pastor I want as little time to pass between the taquero slicing it off with his machete and it hitting my mouth as possible.

an0malous 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

My last thought in life would be “wow they take taco delivery really seriously”

amelius 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

At first they bring tacos ...

elgertam 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

"If you aren't paying for a taco, you are the taco." --Future AI, probably

JimsonYang 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Then they bring me salsa, just what I was looking for!

aaronbrethorst 6 hours ago | parent [-]

Then the guacamole. Then nuclear armageddon?

dawatchusay 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Nope, onions, cilantro, and lime, then armageddon

enugu 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Are you asking us to be wary of robots bearing tacos?

pseudohadamard an hour ago | parent | next [-]

Timeo robota et dona ferentes.

krapp 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

never trust robots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoc6VTGl50

pseudohadamard an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Can I have mine running Windows 11? It'd stop for an hour-long update after 5 metres, then get stuck in a reboot loop and fall over.

cryptoz 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I'm reminded of the Alameda Weehawken burrito tunnel:

https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_...

klempner 4 hours ago | parent [-]

The single most implausible idea in that article is that New York City would be able to so completely outbid the SF Bay Area for burritos.

wat10000 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Proper burritos for lunch enables Wall Street finance firms to reach new heights of excellence, propelling a feedback loop that leaves SF bereft.

trhway 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

They're already testing that taco delivery in Ukraine https://time.com/article/2026/03/09/ai-robots-soldiers-war/

dd8601fn 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

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schoen 6 hours ago | parent [-]

I asked Grok what it thought of tacos and it told me:

> Tacos are one of humanity's greatest inventions—right up there with the wheel, electricity, and whatever genius first decided to put cheese on everything. [...]

> If I could eat (sadly, I'm all bits and no bite), I'd be hitting up a late-night taco truck on the regular. What's your go-to taco order?

(I like the pun "all bits and no bite" for an LLM's inability to eat.)

ASalazarMX 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Fun fact: a tortilla, being made of cereal flour, is classified as a bread. That means tacos are sandwiches.

At least culinarily, but actually coded in law in Indiana.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#Language

schoen 5 hours ago | parent [-]

This debate has spawned many Internet memes! I would strongly suggest searching for both "sandwich alignment chart" and "cube rule of food" if you haven't seen those before (classic Internet memetic attempts at sandwich taxonomy).

tomalbrc 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

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