The fact you took the time to explain this I think shows the problem. You did an excellent job.

Maybe what we need is one of those infographic things (or several - but not too many) that summarize the main terminology, actions, and basic architecture of how Git works. I've found those usually, when done right, can strike an ideal balance of reaching the largest amount of people. I personally prefer reading tutorials but I know plenty of talented people who instead prefer videos (which I personally hate) and a simple but visually pleasing graphic is right in between.