Law school lecture says you should hire a lawyer. Huh.

I know, right?

And those fucking cardiac surgeons are forever telling you that your brother in-law, the roofing contractor, shouldn't be performing your triple bypass surgery and that your only option is a "board certified" (whatever that bullshit means -- a couple grand every year, maybe?) heart surgeon. amirite?

And don't get me started on how useless dentists are. I have my own pliers. Geez Louise!

Please.