As an Alaskan I am both confused and amused.

Former Alaskan, very disappointed after skimming the first part of the article.

Allow me to introduce everyone to my favorite thing that isn't an artichoke and isn't from Jerusalem: The Jerusalem Artichoke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_artichoke

	▲	reaperducer 6 hours ago \| parent [-]
		You keep your hands off my Jordan almonds!