"love having our scroll hijacked? "

You are the silent majority?

No doubt non technical people have different UX experience than tech nerd, but I have seen plenty of "normal" people curse at artsy fluffy design, that made known navigation skills useless and nobody likes their time wasted.

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latexr 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Pretty sure your parent comment was being sarcastic. Why else would they write “choppy javascript keyframes fills me with joy”?

	▲	lukan 7 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Well, I missed that word, but my irony/sarcasm detector has lately been a bit uncalibrated by the current zeitgeist.
	▲	psygn89 7 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		The "choppy" JS keyframes helps give it a cinematic and authentic feel. /s