Enormous, unrelenting social pressure? A crying child telling you that they're completely cut off from their peers and social group? Day after day of arguments and pleading? Schools and scout groups and extra-curriculars that tacitly require your child to have a Facebook or WhatsApp account? And much much more!

I know plenty of people with teen and younger kids who give access to a computer, but it's only at home. When at school or whatever else, there's only a dumbphone. I think this strikes a nice balance.

Oh no! You actually have to make decisions and parent instead of relying on the rest of society to conform around your desires!