This is great but sails far too close to Poe's Law that I predict downvotes.

somenameforme 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I missed it at first. Then reread it, and wow - this is grade A satire of the sort rarely delivered anymore, probably indeed because of exactly what you're saying.

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LearnYouALisp 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Well, if so it needs a little "touch" I guess

	▲	freehorse 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		It is not necessary for (good) satire to be easily/immediately recognised as such imo

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freehorse 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Before the "preferably before IPO" I honestly couldn't tell.