"When have you most successfully hacked a non-computer system to your advantage?" Amazing resourcefulness, you should consider applying to YC if you haven't! And I hope you manage to find a solution to your problem it sounds very promising.

And by the way, when Anthropic (sic) tells you that it's too dangerous to allow GPT-2/GPT-3/GPT-4/GPT-5/Sonnet/Opus/Mythos/Fable to discuss human biology, and some of us object vociferously to their premise, this is what we're talking about.