Waste of time. Just buy a pardon [1][2][3][4][5].

[1]: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/05/04/donald-trumps-...

[2]: https://apnews.com/article/nikola-trevor-milton-fraud-trump-...

[3]: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly1qrl9l1qo

[4]: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7e0jve875o

[5]: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/28/trump-pardon-bitmex-crypto-e...

Appeal is the freemium tier they have to promote the premium pardon product.

He already applied for it a couple of days ago

Just move to Israel, same effect....

Unlike CZ who allowed money laundering to happen, SBF directly stole from many millions of voters.

Trump looks smart enough to understand the difference in how much political power he would lose if he would pardon SBF.