I know laptops have a bit of a different standard, but for real keyboards, IBM perfected keyboard design in 1985 and all deviations from that are a mistake.

Are you talking about the dual rows of 12 function keys across the top, as in the old mainframe 3270 terminals?

Or the "Model F" keyboard with the two vertical rows of 5 keys on the left edge of the keyboard?

For me, full-size function keys are the minimum. Granted that real-estate is at a premium on laptops but this isn't an impossible ask IMO.