This would be a masterpiece if it was half as long, the second half is not as convincing or compelling.

Indeed, the leap takes place in the second half.

> Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to apologize to weights?

How did we leap to this? There's nothing to apologize to. They're weights.

It's nearly a line-by-line rephrasing of another story that's linked at the top. In the second half it takes less creative liberties and sticks closer and closer to the original meat-based text.