I refuse to learn SQL. I'm not a computer, I'll let them deal with that.

SELECT excuse FROM ignorance ORDER BY snobbery DESC LIMIT 1;

	▲	wandering-nomad 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Love it! I am speaking as someone who has used SQL for over two decades with very good success. I find it extremely logical and a good fit for my mental model. Long live SQL!!