New CEO walks into the office for the first day. Looks at the budget to see what they can do to "Make a mark"

[Budget proposal officer]: "Here is the new cleaning budget"

[CEO]: "looks around the office, the office is clean, why do we need cleaners? much less expensive cleaners"

[Budget proposal officer]: "The cleaners keep the office clean though"

[CEO]: "Nonsense! I read a substack about this, lets get rid of the cleaners"

//Six months later in an ALL hands//

[CEO]: "Look I know that we have had issues, The washing facilities were sub standard, and in some cases people were poisoned by poor hygene. We have insistuted a new mandatory training called `keeping the office clean, you're the first link in the chain` to help keep everyone happy and healthy"