I'm fairly sure the author was making reference to the famous article What Color Are Your Bits? https://ansuz.sooke.bc.ca/entry/23 which is even more abstract, because some large numbers are coloured "legal" and the same large numbers are coloured "illegal", based on where you got the numbers from.

All functions are not coloured, don't try to wriggle out of it by generalising. This article is a specific complaint about Javascript. Javascript is a hack on top of a hack. Its async/await is crap. Javascript requires this "colouring" in a way that C#, Java, Go, Python, Ruby, C, C++, Rust, etc. don't, because they don't have to pretend they're a single-threaded event processing loop, while Javascript does.

I haven't used python recently, but in the days of asyncio it was very much "painful" (to borrow the article's verbage) to use, precisely because of the five criteria in the article.