I don’t mean to be rude, but what kind of personal reasons might stop a person from breathing into a straw at night

Probably summoning a fish demon.

	▲	dmos62 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Made me laugh. Thank you.

They objected to the Paper Straw Mandate

	▲	Roark66 6 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		A very good reason. I refuse to use paper straws. They are disgusting (it feels like sucking on a piece of printer paper). Don't get me wrong. I try to remove plastics in all areas of my life as well (because of microplastics), but can't they coat the surface in some biodegradable polymer like PHA/PBS? Or if this is too expensive coat it with some beeswax at the very least...