> I think it may be north of a decade

Nearly two!

I was better off not knowing that this morning. Might be worth prefixing that tidbit of info with “trigger warning: the unrelenting passage of time”.

There exist toddlers who were raised on Teletubbies that are now members of Congress

	▲	stouset 28 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		I’m going to have to politely request that you stop this immediately.