There is always a quantity of lubricant that can get any machine moving. Just add so much that you create an all consuming river of lube and watch your thing sail away.

Good then that Amazon sells it by the 55 gal drum then.

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lub...

> This product is out of stock

Ah, shoot, there go my weekend plans. Bummer.