If I find myself in a jury panel for someone who took a hammer to these, I already know im voting not guilty, and recommending they get keys to the city.

Should you ever find yourself a juror for such a case, it means you've probably perjured yourself during voir dire, in which case you'd better hope no prosecutor finds out about your biases, or you could be the one who ends up doing time.

While I agree utterly and completely, the possibility of such a case needing a jury is low, when there's almost certainly going to be several camera recordings available from the vehicles in question as well as surrounding buildings/vehicles.

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