Step 1: Vibe-code a buggy, poorly-performing, 500k+ LoC desktop-installed monstrosity in TypeScript to implement a trivial TUI. Proudly note that you’re meeting a 16ms frame budget … for a trivial chat UI.

Step 2: Purchase an entire company for a product that, if you squint, might help paper over the entirely predictable problems that arise from using the wrong tools to implement the wrong architecture, because surely the solution isn’t reevaluating your original engineering choices.

Step 3: Perform a buggy, vibe-code rewrite of the tool you just bought. A tool you only need because — for whatever internal political reasons — sunk cost means you can only keep digging.

Step 4: ???