We should roll this out for everything.

Someone T-bones you in parking lot, chef causes food poisoning, plumber's leak floods your bathroom, personal trainer pushes to injury, mislabeled allergen on food, movers break your armoire, roofer leaves a leak -- I bet we'd see a lot less of all that if a $1MM fine + life in jail loomed over everyone.

Nobody would want to do business, but boy would we be in a golden age.

A golden age of prisons and debt collectors.