When I was a teenager, I had an Italian greyhound who would collect fallen apples from our tree in our back yard. He'd make a pile and leave it for a week or so. Then he'd go out and chew on the apples before running around the yard at full speed until he passed out in the sun.

Once we figured out what he was up to, I'd keep an eye on him so I could go pick him up and lay him inside on the cool tile next to his water bowl when he was done for the day.

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jbotz 4 hours ago | parent [-]

"...He'd make a pile and leave it for a week or so..."

You're saying that your greyhound wasn't just getting drunk, but actually making his own booze? Not that I don't believe that its possible, but that's a pretty big deal... If you had documented that it could be a bombshell ethology paper.

	▲	throwup238 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		“Making his own booze” is a bit of a stretch. He figured out the timing between the apple sugars fermenting and when bacteria start turning that alcohol into acetic acid. Probably helped by crushing the apple a little when carrying it or the apples bruising when they hit the ground, but it’s not like he figured out how to juice the apples and make an anaerobic environment to make cider. Dogs are already known to eat windfall fruit and store it in food caches, so it’s just the timing that matters (which could be as low as 2-4 days if its hot and the fruit is well crushed or bruised).