PR so thick, the page failed to load the first time I opened it, and the comments still continue to fail to load. Absolutely hilarious. Though that may be just GitHub having a normal one, hard to tell these days.

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I haven't the slightest clue how anyone would even remotely hope to review this. I guess by just using even more AI? Or maybe by throwing some über hardcore lint pass onto it? It really seems like more an exercise in risk assessment than code review.

Not sure there is much of a point in reviewing a port of this size. It has >1000 instances of `unsafe` and uses the same patterns as the zig code according to Jarred. It feels like a vibe-ported version of what the TypeScript team are doing porting from TypeScript > Go with codemods.