Uhhh, wasn't April 1st like a month and a half ago?

EDIT: Nevermind. Seems like this nonsense has been on their website since at least October 2018 (https://web.archive.org/web/20181024184950/https://sqlite.or...). How off putting.

I could not disagree with you harder but I don't think you should be downvoted for a negative reaction like this.