In all seriousness, why should anyone care?

I always found software IP to be absurd, but this is a particularly absurd situation. We're talking here about a small utility tool implemented from scratch and open sourced, with no apparent intent to make any money from it.

Are you concerned about the "encumberence" of using "unlicensed" tools to manipulate .doc, or .pdf, or .mp3 files?! Well I'm not, and if anyone ever tried to sue me for improper access to their proprietary formats, I'll show them some old testament impropriety.

Judges tend to frown on old testament impropriety. And corporations tend to frown on employees who draw the ire of judges