So... they built a right-click-slop-generator and that's the default experience you get as the context menu?

Gross. I thought the Windows 11 miscreation was bad enough.

also, second question in re sideloading:

do the Googlebooks get the 24 hour fuckoff window for enabling sideloading or can I just walk granny through loading an .apk direct on the laptop

You can say whatever, but I'll be calling this a 'slop-down menu' from now on.